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Sep. 17th, 2008 04:56 amAnd for morning headlines:
Monster Attacks
Many people in the Greater Toyko Area have been complaining of attacks by pranksters in Duel Monster cosplay uniforms as well as creatures supposedly resembling the world famous card game. Some conspiracy sites suggest that Kaijuu are real, or that the Duel Monsters are angry Kami.
Scientists are at a lost of what is going on, though world famous Physicist "Dr. Zweinstein" promised answers soon. Kaiba Corp and I2 have yet to respond to the media as to the strange goings on.
Cold Cut Shoplifting
In Domino City, it has been marked recently that teenagers and young adults have begun stealing freezer cold cuts from food stores and smaller Mom and Pop marts in the city. Police attribute this to normal delinquint and Yakuza criminal tactics to undermine the local economy.
Gaijin Attack
Alexandra Grant-san, a resident of Domino City, is wanted by police for questioning in a motorcycle theft that ended in a 26 car pileup yesterday. Fortunately noone was killed, just lots of damaged cars and poles and some broken arms and legs.
According to a school image, she looks like this:
New Energy System Found?
A Russian born Physicist residing in London has claimed he has discovered a new energy source he is currently labelled "DE-M". He plans to explain in further detail soon.
Arctic Climate Change
While it's too soon to be certain, at least a few scientists are claiming there is an increase in the amount of ice at both the North and South Poles. Scientists suggest it might just be seasonal increases.
Jeanette Dianne Grave a Bad Influence for Children
Up and coming Pro Duelist "Jeanette Dianne Grave the 1st" of Domino City has been according to at least a few tabloid newspapers, been wandering in and around her home in the buff. Several Parent Groups are calling for her expulsion from the Pro Leagues.
Though, internal sources from at least one company suggests she might become the Japanese Hannah Montana.
Psychic Convention Cancelled Due to Unforseen Circumstances
A psychic convention in the uptown sectors of Domino City was cancelled due to an unforseen mass sponge migration in the convention hall.
Isabel Marias = Government Experiment
Some conspiracy groups have been suggesting Isabel Marias, the fugitive Ex-Pro Duelist, is an in fact a government super soldier who escaped custody. For those of you in the know, she is wanted for the destruction of Domino Park, 99 counts of pants slaughter, and insulting our rival news station, Rival News.
Assault and Battery
A man struck by a lightning has been charged for battery. Police refuse to expound on this bizarre story.
A New Study on Obesity
A New study on obesity has not found enough fat people. Some are suggesting this might be a fault of Kaiba Corp, potentially due to chemical leaks in the city water supply.
New Study on the Color Pink
Study confirms that pink shirts cause rectal bleeding.
And In Other News
Pleather is the new Pink. And Pink is the new Green.
Monster Attacks
Many people in the Greater Toyko Area have been complaining of attacks by pranksters in Duel Monster cosplay uniforms as well as creatures supposedly resembling the world famous card game. Some conspiracy sites suggest that Kaijuu are real, or that the Duel Monsters are angry Kami.
Scientists are at a lost of what is going on, though world famous Physicist "Dr. Zweinstein" promised answers soon. Kaiba Corp and I2 have yet to respond to the media as to the strange goings on.
Cold Cut Shoplifting
In Domino City, it has been marked recently that teenagers and young adults have begun stealing freezer cold cuts from food stores and smaller Mom and Pop marts in the city. Police attribute this to normal delinquint and Yakuza criminal tactics to undermine the local economy.
Gaijin Attack
Alexandra Grant-san, a resident of Domino City, is wanted by police for questioning in a motorcycle theft that ended in a 26 car pileup yesterday. Fortunately noone was killed, just lots of damaged cars and poles and some broken arms and legs.
According to a school image, she looks like this:
New Energy System Found?
A Russian born Physicist residing in London has claimed he has discovered a new energy source he is currently labelled "DE-M". He plans to explain in further detail soon.
Arctic Climate Change
While it's too soon to be certain, at least a few scientists are claiming there is an increase in the amount of ice at both the North and South Poles. Scientists suggest it might just be seasonal increases.
Jeanette Dianne Grave a Bad Influence for Children
Up and coming Pro Duelist "Jeanette Dianne Grave the 1st" of Domino City has been according to at least a few tabloid newspapers, been wandering in and around her home in the buff. Several Parent Groups are calling for her expulsion from the Pro Leagues.
Though, internal sources from at least one company suggests she might become the Japanese Hannah Montana.
Psychic Convention Cancelled Due to Unforseen Circumstances
A psychic convention in the uptown sectors of Domino City was cancelled due to an unforseen mass sponge migration in the convention hall.
Isabel Marias = Government Experiment
Some conspiracy groups have been suggesting Isabel Marias, the fugitive Ex-Pro Duelist, is an in fact a government super soldier who escaped custody. For those of you in the know, she is wanted for the destruction of Domino Park, 99 counts of pants slaughter, and insulting our rival news station, Rival News.
Assault and Battery
A man struck by a lightning has been charged for battery. Police refuse to expound on this bizarre story.
A New Study on Obesity
A New study on obesity has not found enough fat people. Some are suggesting this might be a fault of Kaiba Corp, potentially due to chemical leaks in the city water supply.
New Study on the Color Pink
Study confirms that pink shirts cause rectal bleeding.
And In Other News
Pleather is the new Pink. And Pink is the new Green.
