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The following is posted anonymously on the community, as well as on fliers around the Duel College and the Domino-side of the Monorail.

Dueling Team forming! Seeking a third member.

A new dueling team is being formed and we our looking for a third member. Please send all inquiries to

XXX-XXX-XXXX

to schedule an interview and tryout.

NO HAITAYUUS ALLOWED

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... and that's why kittens are adora--

BREAKING NEWS: Reports have come in of a large sloth being sighted making nest on multiple cars. Attempts to remove the sloth seem to result in explosion of the vehicle, or crushing of the vehicle's hull. The cause of the explosions seems to be from a jetpack attached to the sloth's back.

*Video here is shown from what seems to be a camera phone of a fairly large and heavy looking sloth which seems to have been combined with technology sleeping on a car, being hassled by an owner, and then blasting off, burning the owner's hair off and leaving the car a wreck.*

This sloth seems to be 1.8 meters tall, 136 kilograms, has the aforementioned jetpack on it's back, and is wearing a helmet. The sloth appears to be sentient on an almost human-like level according to reports, but none are specific to the claim.

*A clearer picture here of the sloth sleeping on a car despite a camera possibly being shoved into it's face. They look black and purple, for some odd reason, when a person looks at the fur.*

If you see this sloth, please call your district's police station and animal control hotline. Do not attempt to remove the sloth yourself from your vehicle.

In other news, Fall has truly settled in on Domino City...