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... And in the weather, an usual storm front is stalling over East Japan, bringing with it a huge cold wave expected to drop temperatures down to the 50s, and as some have observed, red and black tinted clouds. Scientists insist this is perfectly safe and no worries...

... Sudden rise in perfectly healthy people seemingly going braindead, comatose, or mentally unstable...

... Reports of a tall woman in armor, concurrent with reports from Summer of last year...

And now, about a giant cookie cooked in a local bakery!