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[duelacademynpcs]

Medical Bill to Saiou Takuma, YAY!

Extra Large Ambulance 10000 yen to fuel, per occupant ,YAY!
Lots Of Morphine Free, YAY!
Bagels 9990000 yen (YOU WASTED THEM YOU SCARY PERSON! :< NOT YAY!)
Concious Sedation 15000 per occupant, YAY!
Level 5 Visit with Procedure 159000 per occupant, YAY!
Other Fees 243000 per occupant, YAY!
Ride Along Fees 3000 per rider, YAY!

Occupants: Resa Vanuata, Samasa Souha, Nagato Namu, Tenjoin Asuka, Tachibana Saka, Gemu Joudan, 6, YAY!
Riders: Saiou Takuma, Kirihara Kanna, Manjoume Jun, Ryuuga Whatwashisfirstname, 4, I think, YAY!

Sub Total: 12564000 Yen, YAY!

Discount: 1000 Yen, YAY!
Reason: I got give people morphine and bagels! YAY!

Total 12563000 Yen, YAY!
-The Happy Paramedics (Actually, there is only one of me, but I like the s~, YAY!)

Comments

[saiou-takuma.livejournal.com]

*Hands over 12563000 Yen (107,516.12 USD)*

Mutters to Self: There goes my vaciation this year to the Bahamas.

[vanuatu-resa.livejournal.com]

It's Vanuatu...

[(Anonymous)]

Er Sorry, I was typing them up from memory, YAY! So just be glad it isn't Ban'uatta, YAY! :D

((Er, "U"not"A" otp? :D *pokes Souha's post below*))

[keepersouha.livejournal.com]

....But the doctors said that my surname is spelt "Samasu"....
And who are those other people?

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, I got another one wrong, and this time it isn't foreign! NOT YAY! D:

((Er, "U"not"A" otp? :D *pokes Resa's post above*))