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Yesterday, Isabel Marias, a Pro Duelist, declared responsibility for a willful bombing and demolition of a large swath of Domino Park using trees. While details are still scattered at the moment, it is believed the park will remain damaged for months to come, though Kaiba Corp has promised to help fund repairs to the park, a common landmark in our city.

It is unknown if the trees are sentient aliens or this is a new form of biological warfare or something for more terrifying...

While a Police investigation of Marias has begun, Some politicians in the Diet are pushing for the attacks, whose source and methods are still unknown, to be declared an act of terrorism on the sovreignity of the nation of Japan.

However, a cell calling itself "SUPER ANIMAL LERNING" has declared responsibility for the attacks, and are demanding an estimated value of 300 Million Yen worth in Bananas.

Regardless of who is truly behind this most abhorrent attack, we do expect statements from fellow Pro Duelists as well as Marias's Pro League manager, Saiou Takuma, within the next few days.

And in other news, Jeanette Dianne Grave doesn't wear a bra to her duels.

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what!?

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WHAT!?

That was only during the first one!

This news channel is horribly biased.

..it's a french name.

...And this is why I think there's never anything good on TV.

*Changes the channel*

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..I'm a nerd, and this makes me want to bash my head in with a baseball bat.

This is not a good thing.

....Ugh, their both wrong, the aliens aren't even stationed on a planet, it's a hyper-galactic battleship with a life support system. It's the only logical reason they would have the firepower necessary to eliminate humanity.

Duh.

...What is this nonsense?

I knew it!

I was totally right about Jean not wearing a bra.

*Switches channels to watch something more entertaining. Like... more news. Or anime about dice games.*