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In other news, the Russian space program was baffled today when one of their men on the moon discovered a lawn chair. Astronaut Ivan Schwartzen, age 36, was returning to his ship after collecting geological samples when he 'nearly tripped over the thing'. How it got there is currently unknown, as Schwartzen could not identify its maker, and deemed it best to leave it alone.