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[duelacademynpcs]

::Hey, Duel Academia. This is a lamp hanging upside down in midair. Where? Wherever you wish. It's floating there. Taunting you like that extra pound you can't lose or that last missing stamp.::

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[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

*... What in the hell. Stares at the upside-down lamp.*

[duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com]

::It just sits there, in mid-air, upside down.::

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

*How high up is the damn thing, anyway, while I'm wondering why it's there.*

[duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com]

::Eye level.::

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

*... sees if trying to remove it from thin-air will make it stop trying to cheat gravity.*

[duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com]

::An owl lands on your head the moment you touch it.::

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

*... there's something on my head. Glances up enough to decide that it's some sort of fowl creature.*

... Get off from up there.

[duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com]

::It hoots.::

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

*... glances around slightly. No one around. Looks up again.

Hey owl, have a nice little gust of wind.*

Get off from there. It isn't your place to stay. Find a tree or something.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

*...Stares at the lamp.*

...Huh.

[duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com]

::It stares back.::

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

...Well, this is strange.

*Prods the physics-defying lamp. Obviously intrigued and possibly suspicious as to why it has such disregard for Sir Issac Newton's discoveries.*

[duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com]

::It turns on. A pigeon then flies into your mouth.::

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

*Okay lamp is on-pbbbht, furiously attempts to spit the pigeon out of his mouth cause what the hell.*

[duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com]

::It forces you to swallow it whole.::

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

*...Ends up swallowing it whole, gagging ensues, spitting and generally reacting as how someone normal would when they just ate a small bird whole.*

[normalnnameless.livejournal.com]

...

That's... ominous.

[duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com]

::Ominously ominous or ominously awesome?::

[normalnnameless.livejournal.com]

::Just plain ominous.::

::Sadly, Eero has survival skills, and doesn't touch the lamp. Does stare at it for a bit. From a 'safe' distance.::

[duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com]

::An owl made of bees lands next to you.::

[normalnnameless.livejournal.com]

::...what the hell??? That's my cue to RUN LIKE THE WIND!::

[duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com]

::Chased by an owl made of bees.::

[normalnnameless.livejournal.com]

Why me?

::Continues to run, will attempt to run into the first building he finds, and close the door behind him.::

[duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com]

::You are free. Or not. The eyes of an owl twinkle behind you, Eero.::

[bluelapizlazuli.livejournal.com]

... *TURN ON THE LAMP.*