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duelacademynpcs) wrote2009-05-21 04:50 am
duelacademynpcs) wrote2009-05-21 04:50 am
Our new celebrity gossip department funded by Arcadia Movement Inc.
Isabel Marias really an evil magical mime?
Isabel Marias has been sighted in Paris France. But for what reason. This roving reporter suggests she has aligned herself with the ancient and evil brotherhood of Corperal Mimes.
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If this is true, like her terrorism roots, it means only bad things for Japan, and she should be deported straight back to france.
Local Cafe turns Men into Women
Local Cafe "Cafe De Lilium", dealing in satanic rituals, is responsible for the increase of male to female gender operations in the last 12 months. This newspaper speculates it's their apples, as recently, employee Monster Rayko Millennium turned female, as shown below:
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Local Tournament Finalist is a Transvestite
According to our sources, Jinn Naoma, a finalist for the Real Genex Tournament and fiance to real estate heiress Tokei, Kouji, is an avid crossdresser. This newspaper would expect both Ms. Tokei and Principal John Maverick to have much better taste and is calling for his disqualification from the finals for sexual deviance.
Ghost Train Haunts Academia
As of recent, students and staff at the Academia have been plagued by unusual train noises in the grim of night and the midst of day. Is this some sort of Zombie Alien plot to take over the plot? We think so!
Susan DeRay is really a bimbo
It seems Ms. DeRay, famous child prodigy, has finally decided to get a lobotomy to get on the level with well known Pro Duelist Jeanette Dianne Grave, who also happens to be her lesbian lover sex toy.
Does this mean the death of serious female dueling in the Pro League and the passing of the deportation bill for woman of C Cup or less? This paper thinks so!
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Isabel Marias has been sighted in Paris France. But for what reason. This roving reporter suggests she has aligned herself with the ancient and evil brotherhood of Corperal Mimes.
Photo Below:
If this is true, like her terrorism roots, it means only bad things for Japan, and she should be deported straight back to france.
Local Cafe turns Men into Women
Local Cafe "Cafe De Lilium", dealing in satanic rituals, is responsible for the increase of male to female gender operations in the last 12 months. This newspaper speculates it's their apples, as recently, employee Monster Rayko Millennium turned female, as shown below:
Photo Below:
Local Tournament Finalist is a Transvestite
According to our sources, Jinn Naoma, a finalist for the Real Genex Tournament and fiance to real estate heiress Tokei, Kouji, is an avid crossdresser. This newspaper would expect both Ms. Tokei and Principal John Maverick to have much better taste and is calling for his disqualification from the finals for sexual deviance.
Ghost Train Haunts Academia
As of recent, students and staff at the Academia have been plagued by unusual train noises in the grim of night and the midst of day. Is this some sort of Zombie Alien plot to take over the plot? We think so!
Susan DeRay is really a bimbo
It seems Ms. DeRay, famous child prodigy, has finally decided to get a lobotomy to get on the level with well known Pro Duelist Jeanette Dianne Grave, who also happens to be her lesbian lover sex toy.
Does this mean the death of serious female dueling in the Pro League and the passing of the deportation bill for woman of C Cup or less? This paper thinks so!
Photo Below:
Before - - - - - - - After