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Samasu Sanshi, you are under arrest for Embezzlement, Confidence Schemes, and Blackmail.

- Security.

... What?

::And that's a shotgun blasting your door.::

GET ON THE GROUND!

*... just sitting there in his chair, staring at you. Like he literally does not give a damn that you just blasted his door.*

Y'know, I'd be more bothered by this if I had th' capacity t' anymore.

::Waves shotgun::

Up.

Ch, right, right... *He stands up, hands in his pockets.*

In fact, this is good timin', man.

::The cat looks behind the big guy's foot.::

*There's no apparent bugs that you can find in the room, feline.*

Y'guys... Y'guys are a pain in the neck t' find, didn't y'know? All that searchin'. Researchin'. Askin' questions, knockin' some heads t'gether...

But as it all comes down t' it, y' don't have th' authority t' do anythin' t' me. Am I right?

... Er.

::Woman behind him::

Th' fact that y' even can't say that after threatenin' an' destroyin' hundreds in equipment th' last time says all I needed t' know.

*Makes a bit of a head gesture towards all three of you* So what are y' all doin' attemptin' some nonsense "arrest", when even a moron with a bit of attention know that's just all a fraud?

...

::Giant fucking rock, snake woman and hell cat::

*... Just sorta grins.*

Oh good. I was expectin' somethin' worse.

So what is y'want from me that y'd be botherin' me now? Or did y'finally notice me lookin' int' ya guys after days an' days?

Eat you.

I'll start tha' off by sayin' that if I were actually appetizin', one 'f my cousins would've eaten me by now.

An' let me finish that by sayin' that y' could probably do better than that. If y' were gonna eat me, y' probably should've tried when I had m' guard down.

Y'know, instead of waitin' for me t' prepare.

... Prepare?

Y'think I was just sittin' 'round doin' nothin'? Or did y' think I'd go an' let ya eat me?

I mean, sure, it probably don't matter t' you, seein' as you're just a bunch 'f monsters. But...

*He seems to toy with something in his pocket. But... Surprisingly, just pulls out a deck.*

Y'all are Duel Monsters, aren't ya? What d'ya say t' me just duelin' ya. If I win, I don't get eaten. That sounds good, right?

... Three times.

F' all three of ya?

Accepted, man.

*And then he inserts the deck into a disk that was sitting on a end-table next to the chair, and slips it on*

So which one of ya is gonna go first?

... I will. KEHEHEHEHE.

Huh? Great, th' feline. But fine then.

*disk activates* Let's go.

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