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::A masked figure, presumably female due to the rather ample bust they have, shows up on a video screen, wearing a gasmask and a catsuit and a hood.::

Testing.

Testing.

One two three.

Good.

Let's make this brief.

You shitfucks, you're going to give me every last fucking Number you have, along with that spear the stupid monkey with the badge has, or I blow up...

SAI, Sakana and SpecInv.

This is not a drill or a joke.

You play games. They blow up. You try and kill me, my deadman's switches automatically trigger. You try and have the Psychic Queen Bitch try and take me down, my Deadman's switch that triggers upon use of Psychic Powers triggers.

You play games, I trigger the bomb on this shitty piece of trash.

::Holds up a bruised and battered Akae.::

And she ain't gonna be pretty no more.

And I want Mr. Agent Numeral Hunter's Numbers first.

ANY QUESTIONS?

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... How exactly did you get your hands upon Wakahisa, Akae?

I offered to Duel her and she got beaten and she's a hostage, get it? Got it?

Good.

Heeeeey.

No.

Also.

Fuuuuck you.

Fuck you too, fuck face.

Look. You're clearly the eloquent, educated type, so let's compromise.

How about you let the girl go, let SAI and Sakana be and just blow up SpecInv four times instead.

Bring me the Numbers and the Spear and I'll consider it.

All the Numbers.

Including the Legendary Ones.

Tempting, but I'm gonna go back to fuuuuuck you.

AKAE!!

What the hell are you even doing?! Hurting Akae and then threatening to blow up places to try and get the Numbers?! Only cowards use threats like that to get their way!!

Being clever.

Being clever wins. I'm a winner.

And much cleverer than you, ZEXAL.

I don't call hurting and threatening people as 'being clever'!!

I do.

We don't make deals with terrorists.

Assholes, maybe. Terrorists? Not so much.

Are you willing to put that many people's lives on the line?

We have evacuation policies in case of attack. We've had to deal with more than enough scares.

And if you harm Akae, I will personally make sure to make your life a living hell.

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