"Some of them. That Hiragi girl has multiple personalities or something. Sakaki's clearly snapped. Cardozo is out there, being Cardozo. That weird mask Hayate guy is probably leading a squad of angry awfully trained karate kids.

Not to mention that dragon lady, a weird fortune teller, a family whose theme is they're themed, at least one of my devils, and..."

He waves a hand. ... for someone this lazy, he's keeping a good eye out.

"So I just... for a bit, I'd like to sit here with someone pretty in a decent place, and be a normal teenage boy before I gotta clash."